I wanted to post this earlier but my internet freaked the heck out last night and just got back. Happy late birthday, Maudie! I got a little bit…. fancy with the armor because I was playing with lighting and stuff too. I hope it turned out okay. I like it…. now, anyway.
So I was sittin’ on my bed in my room, minding my own business, when I hear a sound from the other side of the house. It is a sound that brings excitement. I leap from my bed and dash down the hallway and poke my head into my parent’s room, where my dad is watching Captain America.
He looks at me like ‘what’ and I simply say “I heard the song of my people.”
That moment when you’re singing “The Witch Doctor Song” in your head (you know the one, with the ting-tangs and walla walla bing-bangs), and you realize that the main singer is a jerk. He’s trying to force his attention on a lady who said no thanks - which he relates to as being “miserly” and not “lov(ing) him true”, like she’s at fault - and when he fails, he tries to get supernatural help from a witch doctor to MAKE her fall in love with him.
And the witch doctor doesn’t bat an eye and gives him a phrase to say that will do nothing except make him look like an utter moron.